Ashley Greene could be a neo-Nazi with a horrible secret past of murdering children, but even if that was true she’d still be the hottest kid-killing Hitler fan out there. That’s why it’s kind of disappointing that she’s dating this random bearded guy in a tank top instead of someone a lot more famous. Of course, even if she was dating a huge star, it’d still be my right as a guy who writes shit on the Internet to make fun of him, but I’d at least like to know the name of the guy I’m calling a douchebag before she eventually dumps his ass. It’s only fair to him.
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