Claire Danes Gets Plowed in New Homeland Season, What Does This Mean For Syria? (VIDEO)

By Lex September 02, 2013 @ 8:38 AM

I love my grandparents for winning a World War and procreating, but I got stuck at their place this weekend which means endless hours of cable network news. I just can’t see one more bad CGI rendering of boats firing cruise missiles and hitting targets in another one of those Middle Eastern countries where everything is rubble and decay before the bombs even hit. I get most of my national security knowledge from artificial, scripted, TV shows. The TV is how I learned about sex and how to build a bear trap, it’s good enough for keeping informed on the world. I dig Homeland. The Muslims are treacherous bastards and the Americans are weak lying sex addicts. That seems fair. Claire Danes almost ruins it with her nervous mouse head jarring about. But, based on this advanced look at the season three premiere at the end of the month, at least we get to see her get popped on a staircase. Oh, yeah, spoiler alert. Fuck you.

(2) Comments

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    Admiral 09/02/2013 09:09

    Looks like she’s being raped. She looks drugged and he looks angry.

  2. avatar
    Shortshanks 09/02/2013 13:26



    ….sounds more like “married”………..

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