Clint Eastwood Drops Off A Blonde Woman At LAX

By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 4:38 PM

Clint Eastwood Drops Off A Blonde Woman Amid Divorce Reports At LAX
Clint Eastwood divorced his something number wife of something number of years because she was depressing and annoying the shit out of him. Some people will question why an 83-year old man would take the trouble to get divorced. But I get it. Me and Clint, we’re old school guys, so when he’s out to make one last banging run, he’s going to make sure he’s clear in the adultery process. Just covering off the bases with the Big Guy even as you’re Viagra-nailing your next young chick.

Here’s the blonde woman Clint was seen dropping off at the airport. Clint’s still got another bullet in the chamber and he’s feeling lucky.

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(3) Comments

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    PDInnes 09/03/2013 18:20

    Are you positive it’s not his daughter, Alison Eastwood? I mean, you could still be right in your assumption, but it would be f@^%ed up, son!

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    Admiral 09/03/2013 20:21

    He was 40 years old in 1970. Think about that.

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    Al Bundy 09/03/2013 23:25

    So did Clint have a body in the trunk that kept him from putting that large suitcase in it?

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