Cory Booker Flirts With Stripper Lynsie Lee On Twitter

Now that Carlos Danger is gone and mostly forgotten, the media is hard pressed to fill their Weiner vaccums. They’re trying to gin up some controversy because Newark Mayor and U.S. Senate Candidate Cory Booker wrote back a couple flirty Tweets to some aging stripper from Portland who’s been stalking him online with suggestive notes. Big fucking whoop. It used to be there had to be a dead hooker before anybody even bothered learning the name of a politician. Now a single mayor who half the people believes is gay isn’t allowed to have a little fun with a skeez who works at a vegan strip club? Do you realize how depressing it has to be to be the Mayor of Newark? I’d probably jury nullify for the guy even if there was a dead hooker. Leave Cory Booker alone. Whether he wants to bang a tatted up skank or suck a big fat dick, he’s a New Jersey politician. There can’t possibly be any standards by which to judge the man.

Photo Credit: Lynsie Lee/Twitter