Michael Douglas keeps repeating the mantra that he and Catherine Zeta-Jones are ‘fine’ despite their separation. I guess he’s an optimist. If I had cunnilingus throat cancer and my wife was bipolar and not eating and we had just split up to keep from killing each other, I might go with ‘okay’, or ‘getting by’ or maybe the more apropos ‘none of your fucking business’. But Michael Douglas is no dummy. Never give the tabloids a keyword to bugger.
Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones with a Marlboro Light for breakfast on her way to church. She seems ‘fine’ too.
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