You never want to stop educating yourself. For instance, I just learned that 138 Water is named after 138, which is urban dictionary code for I Love You. I didn’t know there were any entries in the urban dictionary not related to anal farts and messy penetration, but apparently hot kid slang for I Love You is also in there. According to 138 Water literature, the water fills you with Love. Because it has electrolytes. Gatorade has electrolytes too but they’re just pretending to love you because they don’t have a porn star in high heels rubbing her tits on a car.
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