Alyssa Arce Needs a Man

October 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Alyssa Arce was the Playboy Playmate for July 2013, which means the palm flower crystal in her hand is already changing colors toward her inevitable march to the Carrousel, about age 25 for most Playmates. Between now and then she needs to find an older divorcee with real estate holdings, a neatly trimmed grey beard, and a jocular personality. It’s her only safety. Or, she could run, which would be kind of hot given the size of her yabbos.

Here’s Alyssa in Gosee magazine. I was hesitant for a long while to check them out because I kept reading it as Goatse and I’ve been burned too many times on that Internet trap.

Photo Credit: Gosee Magazine

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