Dina Lohan Is Managing Ali Lohan’s Music Career

Mostly underwhelming 19-year old model Ali Lohan has apparently decided that she wants to focus more on her music career now – “Ali wants her new sound to be Miley Cyrus meets Lana Del Rey” – and according to Radar, she’s wisely being managed by the most competent and qualified person she knows – her mother, Dina Lohan.

Of course, Dina has been pretty busy as of late with her court appearances for her DUI arrest, as well as trying not to lose her Long Island home to foreclosure, so maybe Ali should consider someone else to help her achieve pop stardom. A deranged homeless man, a special needs toddler, Bashar al-Assad, Michael Lohan – any of these people would be better than Dina, who knows as much about managing someone’s career as she does about raising a family or simply being a competent adult.

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