It would be incredibly un-manly to judge a woman by her dating history. But this SI model Jessica Hart is knocking boots with Stavros Niachos, the lounge-about Greek shipping heir who used to bang Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and one of the anorexic Olsen twins. I think the one that helped Heath Ledger leave this planet. He didn’t nail them all at once, naturally, not even Tony Montana could hold enough cocaine to satisfy all three of those ladies. But each, in turn, in the men’s room of some VIP nightclub. I’m just not sure you can get a cooties shot strong enough to make me want to dive into that viral cocktail. And, yep, that sounded pretty gay.
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