How can anyone forget Jodie Foster’s coming out speech during the Golden Globes this year? After twenty years of being the movie industry’s most prominent lesbian, Jodie Foster incoherently announced something that sounded like she officially liked vagina and everybody should back the fuck up. I guess she felt people still didn’t believe her, so recently she went and started dating Ellen DeGeneres old girlfriend, Alexandra Hedison. Alexandra is such a lesbian even her name sounds dikey. She’s like a super lesbo. Bonus points for looking like John Kerry. You can’t seal your coming out more than going down on an Ellen ex who looks like the Secretary of State.
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