Kardashians Rent Out Magic Mountain Just For Themselves (VIDEO)

Last week the reality family took over AT&T Park to formalize the procreation process between Kim and Kanye, now Magic Mountain theme park just north of Los Angeles to celebrate Kendall’s 18th birthday. The place can run about 25,000 visitors on a good day. On a trashy night, about ten Kardashians plus Justin Bieber’s friend Lil Twist who was passed out on the floor of one of the family Range Rovers. Everybody got to celebrate the day upon which the State of California will recognize that certain of Kendall’s for-profit talents are now fully lawful. As Kris Jenner calls it, Opportunity Day. the day Kris will sit Kendall down and tell her the story of the Great Fork in the Road. How one path leads to Kim, pointing to Kim with Kanye surrounded by paparazzi and bags of gold coins, and how one road leads to Khloe, pointing to the hoodied Wookie alone on the park bench trying to eat a caramel apple from the inside out. Then mom and daughter will share a knowing laugh as mom hands Kendall a Sony handycam and reminds her that Vegas hotel room lighting can cast unflattering shadows, so keep that mug pointed toward the sheets.