Kate Middleton Plays Volleyball

By Lex October 21, 2013 @ 12:33 PM

Kate Middleton Plays Volleyball And Reveals Midriff In London
Kim Kardashian forced her baby out of her womb several weeks early to make sure her delivery news cycle did not get lost in the far more beloved Kate Middleton royal birth. This left Kim a full month head start to battle her fatty genetic destiny through Dunkin Donuts iced-coffee colonics and traditional starvation. But Kim can’t possibly compete with the future Queen who’s back in skinny jeans playing volleyball less than twelve-weeks after giving birth. Having a husband who doesn’t come around nightly like Kanye asking to rail you from behind while you consume an Italian hoagie probably helps. In fact, Kate’s husband doesn’t come around much at all now that he covered his eyes and produced and heir. Back to the all-boys fox hunt weekends where the plaintive wails echo from the sleeping tents long after the hounds are fast asleep.

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