Baskin Champion Devil’s Reject and Crap Around the Web

July 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Another week, another batch of sexy links including Selena Gomez' blood covered boobs, Rita Ora's nude panties, and this week's best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Kate Middleton Shamed For Wearing Green, Hating Women

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

At this weekend’s BAFTA Awards, celebrities took the Golden Globes approach to fashion by looking super bangable in the most universally flattering color in order to end sex once and for all. Cleavage as far as the eye could... READ MORE

Kate Middleton Topless Pictures Lawsuit Nets $100K

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The British royals had asked for $1.5 million in legal claims against a French magazine which ran NSFW voyeuristic topless photos of Kate Middleton's pancake breasts in 2012. European laws regarding telescopic lens photography of chicks on vacation are... READ MORE

French Going to Imprison Magazine Publishers for Topless Kate Middleton Photos

January 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The U.S. has always been generous to its celebrities in unofficial ways. Before cellphone videos and TMZ you could snort and rape and drive drunk or kill people occasionally and the authorities would look the other way. READ MORE

Kate Middleton Has Some Nasty Dogs

April 12, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton and the bald guy she married because he’s worth billions visited India. India used to be a colonial territory in the British Empire until Indians realized fighting British guys isn’t super hard. The royal couple removed their... READ MORE

I’m Already Sick of the New Royal Baby

May 4, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a battle for tard supremacy, men breathlessly awaiting Mayweather-Pacquiao versus women unable to pass their bowels until the next baby is born to the British royal family. This one won’t even become fake ruler of the small cross-dressing remainder... READ MORE

Beyonce and Jay Z Greet the Future King and Queen of England

December 10, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The royals of England came and met with the Beyonce and Jay Z to discuss such things as how best to garage your fleet of Bentleys during the snowy season and a brief but telling trivia contest on how little... READ MORE

Kate Middleton Bare Ass Sparks German Aggression

May 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t just run a photo montage in Deutschland’s leading cultural magazine comparing Kate Middleton’s bare ass to various Kardashian sister ass and not expect some kind of 007 style response. Kate Middleton is the best looking royal by... READ MORE

Kate Middleton Plays Volleyball

October 21, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian forced her baby out of her womb several weeks early to make sure her delivery news cycle did not get lost in the far more beloved Kate Middleton royal birth. This left Kim a full month head... READ MORE

Prince George’s Nursery Will Be Africa Themed

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The nursery of the future king of England will have an Africa theme, because of course. You know Africa, that continent his family brutally subjugated up until a few decades ago. Apparently his dad, prince receding hairline, just loooooves... READ MORE