Crazy slut demon Ke$ha gave Yahoo News a little insight into her life by telling the tale of her mother giving birth to her at a house party. It seems that her mother Pebe Sebert, (yes, Pebe), thought it would be a good idea to invite some friends to the house while she gave birth. Ke$ha says that, “House party is a loose term. She just had a bunch of people over, which is something I might do. I’d be scared…and bored.” Sure. Any sane person would want their BFFs around snacking on Bugles while a baby skull is crowning their vagina. Ke$ha paints the scene,
“She had purple hair at the time and a stickpin through her nose…there are pictures of her mid-birth with people just hanging out that are so disgusting!”
Is it any wonder that this girl is whole bag of crazy? I would probably go around dressed like a tranny at the Wonka Factory too if my mom had given birth next to the organic cheese platter at some hippie house party. Kids are meant to come into this world at hospitals with nurses chattering in obscure foreign languages and a doctor who pops in between golf rounds to charge three-grand for the ability not to hurl at the sight of yoked out bloody vaginas. There’s a reason we have traditions.