I’m really not sure why women spend so much time trying to get noticed at red carpet events and forget the one simple step to winning every time — ditch the bra. I don’t mean ditch it like an angry feminist in an estrogen filled rage. Just leave it behind when you walk out the door. You’re going to do much better for yourself. For instance Luisa Zissman. You probably have no idea who she is. I didn’t so much. If I got an email from her publicist, I’d ignore it. But now that she’s gone braless at the Bad Grandpa premiere in London, I had to go look her up.
My anti-bra message might ultimately leave a couple thousand Myanmarese children out of work sewing for Victoria’s Secret. But it’s a small price to pay for a world full of jigging tits.
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