Miley Cyrus Might Be A Diabolical Genius

October 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

What if Miley Cyrus has been dressing like a reject from a 1980s futuristic women’s prison movie for the past year or so because it’s all part of a master plan to trick us into thinking that she’s more attractive than she actually is? For example, maybe her whole reason for dressing like a slutty mermaid caught in a tuna net at the iHeartMusic radio festival was that so when she showed up to the 30th Annual Night Of Stars last night in New York City, we’d think, “You know what? That girl with the stupid dreamcatcher tattoo looks kind of okay.” It’s obviously not the best plan in the world, but it might explain why she’ll wear nothing but two Jack-o’-lanterns on her tits for Halloween and follow it up with an elegant gown at the BET Awards.

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