Playboy Playmate Colleen Shannon Arrested For Smuggling Canadian Douchebag

By Lex October 30, 2013 @ 1:34 PM

Colleen Shannon Is Arrested For Illegally Smuggling Her Boyfriend Into The US
Colleen Shannon was blessed with some killer looks and got herself some major league tits, but a Playboy Playmate and self-described ‘world’s hottest DJ’ does not a scholar make. So when she went to rendezvous in upstate New York with her Canadian drug convict boyfriend who had just crossed the border illegally through an Indian Reservation, she did so in a Bentley. That got her some attention. Now she’s getting four months in the pokey and a $50,000 fine for her efforts. I think the real lesson to be learned is don’t date Canadian. Nothing good comes across that border. We ought erect a great northern wall and stock it with the Night’s Watch. Meanwhile, loosen up the southern border. That brings us cheap weed and replenishment strippers. I don’t need Justin Bieber, what I need are more freeway off-ramps where I can purchase bags of naranjas.

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(8) Comments

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    Arabian Goat 10/30/2013 13:56

    You’d rather buy weed in Mexico than in Canada? That alone is an indictment of why this site isn’t funny anymore.

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    Mud Nugget 10/30/2013 16:16

    Photoshop is alive and well…

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    dustino 10/30/2013 19:05

    I don’t mean to suggest the the people of ‘Merica are not well endowed, but perhaps the lovely Colleen was simply unsatisfied with ‘Merican men, and needed to get herself a real man?

    Also, if by “nothing good comes across that border” you were referring to things like rye (Don Drapers vice), real beer and women like Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nina Dobrev, Malin Akerman, Anna Paquin, Cobie Smulders, Elisha Cuthbert, Evangeline Lilly, Grace Park and Rachel McAdams,….. then you sir, are a monumental idiot.

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 10/30/2013 20:12

    I like how the Canadian gets all pissed at being jabbed by the profoundly retarded monkey they shock into writing these articles.

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    Big_Snake 10/30/2013 22:10

    A girls best friend isn’t diamonds, it’s a good make up artist and Photoshop.

  6. avatar
    Beylerbey 10/31/2013 00:25

    And she looks like Todd from Breaking Bad. The Great White Northerners can have her.

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    Hugh G. Rection 10/31/2013 00:59

    Spot on, Beylerbey. And Todd looks like a retarded Matt Damon.

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    Al Bundy 10/31/2013 03:15

    She’ll make good eating at the womens prison.

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