November 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Heidi Montag is about to lose a third of her fame and talent by getting breast reduction surgery. The vapid fame and beauty chaser once got ten Barbie Doll style plastic surgeries in one day, some of which were to give her size F yabbos. That’s show stopping stripper range cup letters. It turns out that putting ginormous breasts on a girl who hates her father too much to eat causes all kinds of back problems. So, she’s getting them cut down to a more manageable D cup. It’s hard to say what impact her breast reduction will have on her career, but likely it’ll just parse down to a fraction even closer to zero.