Explosive moments on the fat ranch last night when Jillian Michaels was scolded by the Biggest Loser show host for doling out caffeine supplements to her team of porkers. Not so much explosive as cloyingly staged. The tubbies are already drinking coffee to shat out their last few pound of water weight before weigh in. It’s surmised that this entire ruse was designed to bring back Ruben Studdard, who people forgot won American Idol three hundred pounds ago. Because of Jillian’s violation on behalf of her team, Ruben was forklifted back onto his team and given another week to live. Probably literally.
Here’s Jillian Michaels on the beach in between tapings. She looks good but it’s likely due more to sweaty lesbian sex than caffeinated beverages.
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