Madonna Makes More Money Than Gaga

By Lex November 20, 2013 @ 4:10 PM

Madonna Wears A Grill As She Heads Into LAX
Lady Gaga hates Madonna for being her before she was her. There’s also the fact that guys actually wanted to have sex with Madonna when she was in her 20′s, as opposed to begging Gaga to put on an Admiral Ackbar mask before coming into the bedroom. So it must be a bitter pill to swallow for Gaga to earn a paltry $80 million this past year while Madonna and her mega tour for European men in tight slacks raked in nearly $120 million. Expect Gaga to respond to her silver medal finish with an onslaught of catchy songs about her snatch and an art exhibit featuring her smeared feces on canvases stitched together by gay Filipinos displaced by typhoon Haiyan.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Terry Richardson/Harper’s Bazaar

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    gcol 11/20/2013 16:36

    She looks like Jimmy Saville.

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    Al Bundy 11/20/2013 17:51

    >So it must be a bitter pill to swallow for Gaga to earn a paltry $80 million this past year while Madonna and her mega tour for European men in tight slacks raked in nearly $120 million.<

    Not really a fair comparison since GaGa wasn't touring while Madonna was making tons of money from touring.

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