George Clooney doesn’t just leave chicks. He leaves them empty. Without the Clooney essential bodily fluids, all the girls become Charlie in Flowers for Algernon after the surgery wears off. It’s great to see Stacy Keibler still trying to beat the mouse in the maze. Showing off your boobs doesn’t hurt. She’s even got a show on Lifetime about supermarket shopping that you’ve never ever heard about. That’s a thing. So, for now, let’s pretend along with Stacy that this doesn’t end with Stacy looking like a disfigured Renee Zellweger on the grounded end of a partner-less seesaw.
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