Tan Mom Is Single, Happy, Braless

By Lex November 07, 2013 @ 1:45 PM

Patricia Krentcil AKA Tan Mom Goes For A Braless Walk In Cold New Jersey
Once you get past the heavy drinking and twisted parenting and emotionally retarded need for middle-aged porn attention, Tan Mom has a lot to offer her next soul mate. For instance, her weathered skin can survive pending extreme climate change and she can live entirely off expired canned tomato products. Also, she hates bras, so you can expect those leathery saddle bags to be slapping you in the face every time you go to help her pick up the food stamps that fall out of her purse during street arrests. I’d get in there now, before she’s snapped up by an ambitious Buttafuoco.

Photo Credit: PCN

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 11/07/2013 13:52

    I havent been impressed with the titties ratio on the site for quite some time now but since the french lezzies, its been 4-5 penis shrinking harpies articles.
    youre one post away from Jabba The Hut porn right now…..

    Pleaaaaase, breasts, ass… anything young, tight and firm.
    Preferably nekkid.

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    Admiral 11/07/2013 14:48

    At this point I just want to see these rich losers doing something interesting – they’re all idiots so it’s not hard to find.

    Lately this site has just show celebrities standing around and doing nothing in particular. Boring.

  3. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 11/07/2013 15:04

    Agreed. Another lame post. However, what the hell is stuck on her thumb? Is that a wart or did she just clean out one of her nostrils?

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    Sndgarden 11/07/2013 15:26

    At long last a cure for male heterosexuality! WWTDD Gives you Tan Mom!

  5. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 11/07/2013 17:16

    DO. NOT. WANT.

  6. avatar
    Beylerbey 11/07/2013 22:39

    Sweet and Sunny Jesus. That is foul.

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