Once you get past the heavy drinking and twisted parenting and emotionally retarded need for middle-aged porn attention, Tan Mom has a lot to offer her next soul mate. For instance, her weathered skin can survive pending extreme climate... READ MORE

Everyone’s favorite drunken leather purse, Patricia Krentcil the tanning mom, is splitting up with her husband Richard. The reason? He failed a lie detector test about fidelity on the TV show The Test. That and apparently he has a... READ MORE

Patricia Krentcil, everyone’s favorite overcooked sausage/shitty mother, is back in rehab after suffering a seizure. It’s unclear but it looks like the seizure was caused by her system trying to adjust to not being bombarded by constant UV radiation... READ MORE

How many times are we going to see this same story played out? A negligent mother gaining fame by UV cooking her little daughter, only to see that fame turn into a sordid tale of Hollywood ambition, naked photos,... READ MORE