Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Divorcing Her Husband

By Jack November 04, 2013 @ 3:15 PM

Everyone’s favorite drunken leather purse, Patricia Krentcil the tanning mom, is splitting up with her husband Richard. The reason? He failed a lie detector test about fidelity on the TV show The Test. That and apparently he has a small dick. She talks about it in her horribly awful stand-up routine (see below). You’ll recall that Patricia skyrocketed to infamy last year after she took her 5-year-old daughter to get a tan. Presumably so she could be the same shade of Oompa Loompa porn orange as her mom. Patricia wants $1000 a week in child support and alimony from the husband for sticking his small willy in another woman. I’d feel bad for this guy except for the fact that he married her and really fucking stupid people need to learn the hard way from their mistakes if they’re to ever get better.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    SweetAngel 11/04/2013 18:02

    I seriously thought that was Iggy Pop

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 11/05/2013 14:59

    it’s his twin sister Icky Puss…

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