Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil Divorcing Her Husband

November 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Everyone’s favorite drunken leather purse, Patricia Krentcil the tanning mom, is splitting up with her husband Richard. The reason? He failed a lie detector test about fidelity on the TV show The Test. That and apparently he has a small dick. She talks about it in her horribly awful stand-up routine (see below). You’ll recall that Patricia skyrocketed to infamy last year after she took her 5-year-old daughter to get a tan. Presumably so she could be the same shade of Oompa Loompa porn orange as her mom. Patricia wants $1000 a week in child support and alimony from the husband for sticking his small willy in another woman. I’d feel bad for this guy except for the fact that he married her and really fucking stupid people need to learn the hard way from their mistakes if they’re to ever get better.

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