Elisabetta Gregoraci In a Bikini in Kenya

By Lex December 23, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

Elisabetta Gregoraci In A White Bikini On The Beach In Kenya
This is that Italian model chick who married the rich old fat guy and now travels the world having a good time in her bikini. Yeah, I know, which one. Elisabetta Gregoraci likes to take her vacations in Kenya because she loves the trill of East African Islamic terrorism. You never know when you’re going to hear Allahu Akbar right before your beach cabana gets shot up by teen boys who have been told they can’t get any snatch until they get to heaven. It’s more thrilling than figuring than what’s in your resort special punch. Whenever I’m looking for some down time in the sun, I ask my travel agent to find me a spot smack dab between Somalia and Uganda where rich white Westerners tend to cluster.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(4) Comments

  1. TheAlchemist 12/23/2013 16:05

    You don’t know fun until you’ve tried Somali Para-sailing.

  2. Admiral 12/23/2013 16:37

    I hope she doesn’t get AIDS. Wait, nevermind – She’s white!

  3. Milto 12/23/2013 18:00

    Small price to pay for rolling around in the sack with a guy who looks like a worn leather bag stuffed with 300 pounds of cottage cheese and gelatin. Oh, hang on, nothing in the world is worth going through that.

  4. Hugh G. Rection 12/24/2013 16:10

    She’s not that attractive.

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