Lauren Silverman And Simon Cowell Are Just A Couple of Sweethearts

By Lex December 27, 2013 @ 2:00 PM

Pregnant Lauren Silverman And Simon Cowell Walk On The Beach In Swimsuits In Barbados
There’s nothing more romantic than a Christmas beach stroll with your buddy’s wife who you knocked up over the summer. I’m sure her seven year old son understands that this Christmas mommy is away because the rich dude from the X-Factor made a baby inside of her and can’t be near him as part of the divorce settlement agreement. Not to get all Holden Caulfield, but it’s pretty amazing how we fuck over kids just to get laid. Like banging Carmen Electra on the side of your last hot girlfriend wasn’t enough for you in your 50′s? Fuck, get laid. Screw a thousand hot women. I would if I could. Just stop railing other people’s wives and moms. Yeah, it’s her fault too. But she probably believes in romance and fairytales, if not your offshore holdings. Your’e a man. Act like one. Draw a line in the sand somewhere, even if you have to draw it with your dick. I hope Neptune sends a shark to eat the both of them.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(2) Comments

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    Beylerbey 12/27/2013 21:23

    But he’s all smiles on the red carpet.

    Good for me that I much prefer the look of inescapable proto-horror as reality, the full depth of what you’ve gotten yourself into, just begins to show itself.

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    Beylerbey 12/27/2013 21:25

    And her blissed-out expressions can only magnify his misery. Long may it last.

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