Lindsay Lohan Is Back In The Studio

By Travis December 16, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Now that Lindsay Lohan has drummed up some terrible publicity for herself after she was accused by Barron Hilton of telling Ray LeMoine to beat the shit out of him at a party, it’s time for her to do what she does best – make some mediocre pop and dance music that nobody will buy. Lindsay posted some pictures to her Instagram this morning and they all suggest that she’s working on a new album, which should make anybody who can name even two of her previous songs very excited. To be slightly fair, though, her 2004 album “Speak” sold 1.1 million copies, but her 2005 album “A Little More Personal” sold less than half of that. If my math is correct, that means that a new album, more than eight years later, will sell approximately -4 million copies.

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(1) Comment

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    readykilowatt 12/16/2013 11:15

    Still more interesting than Beyonce posts.
    GITMO needed a new soundtrack for torture and Lindsey is just the patriot to provide it.

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