R. Kelly Thinks Chris Brown Is Jesus

R. Kelly came to the defense of fellow creepy singer Chris Brown by comparing him to Muhammed Ali, Martin Luther King, and Jesus Christ. Kelly was giving an interview for his new album Black Panties when the subject of his many controversies came up. You know, like him peeing on underaged girls on sex tapes and generally being a weird asshole. But how in the name of Christ can Chris Brown be like Jesus? He says of the haters that,

"I feel sorry for them, not Chris Brown, because he's obviously one strong individual to be able to do what he's done. He got knocked down a little bit and he climbed up. You know, that sounds like Ali to me. That sounds like Martin Luther King to me. That sounds like a lot of the greats that have walked this earth. It even sounds a little bit like Jesus to me."
Umm, it's been a while since I read the Good Book but I'm pretty sure Jesus never beat any girls so bad they had to go to the hospital. Martin Luther King never had a neck tattoo and a coke habit and Ali isn't in anger rehab right now throwing rocks through his mom's car window. What is it with rappers claiming to be like Jesus? Kanye literally thinks he's a god and regularly compares himself to people like MLK. Guys, you figured out how to rhyme words over someone else's beats. You aren't special. You're lucky.

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