At this point I’ll pretty much show you pictures of any girls in bikinis and antlers. Because that’s what Christmas was meant to be. The birth of Jesus and tits and cliche seasonal costumes. Also, R&B singers with fresh Christmas songs. Like R. Kelly’s I’ll Be Steppin’ which he wrote while rubbing out cigarettes into the girl scouts he keeps bound in his creative arts room. The girl in the bikini is Rosalind Lipsett. Her Twitter profile says she’s a thespian, which is Latin for unemployed. This in contrast to actress, which simply means hooker. In 2014 it’d be nice if everybody in this world could just be honest. It would also be nice if R. Kelly drowned in a puddle of urine with a Barbie Doll buried so deep in his rectum that morticians explain to his family that it’s best he just be buried that way.
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