Victoria’s Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

I’ve warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor’s own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The latest victim is gap-toothed model Jessica Hart who had the vagina balls to say that Taylor Swift could never cut it as a Victoria’s Secret angel because she lacked the poise and confidence of a runway model. She didn’t even attack Taylor’s flat ass or fishy lips. It mattered not. The Taylor Swift World War Z infected army formed a psychotic human blockade around the Victoria’s Secret factories in the jungles of Southeast Asia, forcing the lingerie company to bend to their demands to fire Jessica Hart . If Taylor Swift and her minions aren’t stopped soon, they will eventually take over large swaths of this planet with their culturally retarded Caliphate. Taylor needs to be stowed away somewhere in the center of a planet or a prison dimension. Her followers should be forced outside to play sports and socially interact and other activities where they are likely to be humbled back into submissive pouting states. Until then, the reign of terror continues. Even hot girls will not be immune.

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