Anastasia Ashley Makes Surfing Sporting

By Lex January 15, 2014 @ 1:25 PM

Anastasia Ashley Surfs In A Bikini For A Budwieser Commercial In Los Angeles
Surfing isn’t really a sport. Neither is golf or long jumping or challenging your buddy to ride his dirt bike off a steep embankment and not bust up his face. Yeah, I know that shit is hard to do. I know I can’t do it. But the long list of shit I can’t do doesn’t make a sport. A sport requires an opponent. That’s what makes it sporting. However, the best looking women are drawn to the non-sports athletics, which makes them more worth watching than women’s basketball or hockey or anything that doesn’t involve a volleyball and Spandex panties. Anastasia Ashley is one good looking surfer. She’s not ranked particularly high in any top surfer polls, but do you care? I wish she were my girlfriend so I could constantly worry about her cheating on me with tanned surfers who can wear wetsuits without looking like the defective penguin abandoned by his mother to die on the ice.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(3) Comments

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    MacDaddy 01/15/2014 13:43

    Fun Fact: Adam Taki “allegedly” F*cked her in her A$$ on her 21st birthday at a buddies home while several people listened to the shenanigans in the room next door. She was quoted as saying, “yes, f*uck my tight a$$” several times.

    Assuming this is true, (The source changed his story later) She’s on my “To Do List”, because that is one fine A$$!!

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    miklikestits 01/15/2014 14:44

    she’s definitely a butter face.

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    Hugh G. Rection 01/15/2014 18:53

    “Butter face” is a little strong. Though I will agree she looks better walking away. “Baby I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave!!”

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