Surfing isn’t really a sport. Neither is golf or long jumping or challenging your buddy to ride his dirt bike off a steep embankment and not bust up his face. Yeah, I know that shit is hard to do. I know I can’t do it. But the long list of shit I can’t do doesn’t make a sport. A sport requires an opponent. That’s what makes it sporting. However, the best looking women are drawn to the non-sports athletics, which makes them more worth watching than women’s basketball or hockey or anything that doesn’t involve a volleyball and Spandex panties. Anastasia Ashley is one good looking surfer. She’s not ranked particularly high in any top surfer polls, but do you care? I wish she were my girlfriend so I could constantly worry about her cheating on me with tanned surfers who can wear wetsuits without looking like the defective penguin abandoned by his mother to die on the ice.
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