Audrina Patridge Confesses to Being Fake

January 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | Comments


Audrina Patridge has decided to come clean on the fact that The Hills was an entirely staged television show. Kristin Cavallari said the exact same thing a month ago, but Audrina decided against thundering up an original idea in the empty fruitbasket doctors implanted into her cranium as a child so her head would form somewhat similarly like children with brains.

I actually had to leave early for another event, we were there for about three hours and they were like, ‘You can’t leave until you and Kristin get into a fight. So I’m like, ‘Oh my God, Kristin!’ Kristin’s like, ‘Let’s do it.’ I’m like, ‘OK, c’mon.’

After enunciating such a deep thought, Audrina fell into a deep slumber for 72-hours. When she awoke, she found a set of instructions from her manager to get back into her bikini and to use her mouth only when she needs to remind the men with cameras, ‘I need a check from an American bank’.

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