Backdoor Teen Mom Is Doing the Lord’s Work

By Lex January 21, 2014 @ 4:59 PM

Farrah Abraham Plays With A Football In A Monokini At The Beach In Miami
Despite the high mortality rate among MTV reality show participants, it turns out they’re all martyrs in a just social cause. A new study by college economists who had nothing better to study shows that MTV’s Teen Mom show has helped expedite the decline in teen pregnancy rates in the U.S.. It turns out that showing a bunch of loose teen girls other horrific looking fat and stretched out broke-ass imprisoned teen baby mamas makes them want to get on the pill or go lesbian or tell their science teacher to start taking them unprotected in the ass to be super safe. Teen Mom is like young drivers watching Red Asphalt and deciding maybe they should drive more carefully. These impressionable young girls are thinking, yes, spreading my legs does make me feel wanted and special and loved like I am not at home, but do I really want to hiking a football through my porn-torn ass at 21 to turn a buck? Sorry, Varsity Men’s Basketball team, Jane the Train is staying home tonight.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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(3) Comments

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    DrainBammage 01/21/2014 19:41

    How the fsck do you even get an erection looking at bony ass like this and Miley Virus unless youre secretly fantasizing that its that young 5th grader that looks at you so wantonly in the rectory?

    There are a world of different butts between this swizzle stick and the giant armenian lardasses. Somewhere between wanting to fsck young boys and fscking livestock I can understand.

    Beating it to this type of bodytype should be enough to get warrant a visit from the police to see if you have a secret room downstairs.

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    Al Bundy 01/21/2014 19:49

    Gotta hand it to her husband. He’s a really good looking guy and could have any beautiful young chick he wanted, yet he sticks with Skeletors sister.

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