“I’m 20, I’m scared, I’m another single mom…”
Holy crap, that sounds horrible. Usually you only associate positive things with being a girl who goes to meet married football players in their hotel rooms. But not this time. Houston college student Brittany Norword claims to be pregnant with Arian Foster’s love child. By love child, I mean, the baby he banged into her because she was willing to ride his johnson while he bitched about his horrible Texans season this past year. That’s something a wife simply won’t do, but a 20-year old college student with bleached hair and fake yabbos just might. Now Brittany is suing Arian Foster because the running back and his peeps are harassing the hell out of Brittany to go get that little fetus taken care of, before it’s too late. Brittany seems shocked by this request. I guess she never asked herself why men ever support abortion rights in the first place. Brittany may be a fool for desperate love, but she’s no fool when it comes to keeping the baby of a dude with a 5-year, $43 million contract. This is only to get uglier and costlier for Foster who mostly deserves this.
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