Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

By Michael January 06, 2014 @ 2:20 PM

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik, Iceland. It was there that Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev had one of their old guy cold war chats. So, naturally this would be the place where the warlock would choose to marry his paid sex performer girlfriend. He Tweeted,

“this is the house ware M Gorbachev R Reagan did some epic. it’s also where S and I GOT MARRIED! c #RumorMillUhPede”

S is crazy Charlie Sheen code for Scottie, which is Rossi’s nickname. Presumably because she likes to take it in the warp drives. He may very well be lying. His people claim that it was all a hilarious joke. At least half of that has to be a lie. We are talking about Charlie Sheen. This guy is pretty impulsive and I can see him thinking that the only appropriate venue for someone with dragon blood to get married is a historic house on a volcanic island. He’s been married three other times, what’s a fourth. Your kids already hate you, plus you need a fresh face to chase around the house with a kitchen knife when you get fucked up kind of angry high.

(Photo Via Twitter)

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 01/06/2014 16:42

    Holy shit he looks exactly like his dad.

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    Beylerbey 01/06/2014 17:57

    Porn chicks are for frolicking, not marrying. As much as I love porn chicks (and I love them immensely), marrying one is essentially marrying a hooker.

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    Milto 01/06/2014 22:42

    This girl has everything Charlie could want in a woman. Fake boobs, check. Groin tatoo, check. Video of her deep-throating a giant pornstar cock, check. He should have a few months of fun on his hands before she walks out.

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    Al Bundy 01/07/2014 07:09

    I think this chick has only done girl/girl porns. I’ve yet to find anything of her where she’s doing a guy.

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    Milto 01/07/2014 19:35

    ^^Check out Freeones. There is a lone girl/guy video of her. One look at some of the stills will tell you why he’s living the fantasy that she’s with him for more than money.

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