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Charlie Sheen May Be Married, Again

January 7, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen claims that he married his porn star girlfriend Brett Rossi but he may be lying. It all started when the former star of Hot Shots: Part Deux and that shitty Two and A Half Men show Tweeted a photo of him and Rossi visiting a famous mansion in Reykjavik, Iceland. It was there that Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev had one of their old guy cold war chats. So, naturally this would be the place where the warlock would choose to marry his paid sex performer girlfriend. He Tweeted,

“this is the house ware M Gorbachev R Reagan did some epic. it’s also where S and I GOT MARRIED! c #RumorMillUhPede”

S is crazy Charlie Sheen code for Scottie, which is Rossi’s nickname. Presumably because she likes to take it in the warp drives. He may very well be lying. His people claim that it was all a hilarious joke. At least half of that has to be a lie. We are talking about Charlie Sheen. This guy is pretty impulsive and I can see him thinking that the only appropriate venue for someone with dragon blood to get married is a historic house on a volcanic island. He’s been married three other times, what’s a fourth. Your kids already hate you, plus you need a fresh face to chase around the house with a kitchen knife when you get fucked up kind of angry high.

(Photo Via Twitter)

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