Courtney Love Has to Prove She’s Too Stupid to Be Taken Seriously

By Lex January 09, 2014 @ 3:14 PM

Courtney Love Carries Her Guitar Barefoot Out Of The Chateau Marmont In West Hollywood
Courtney Love is being sued by her former lawyer over a Tweet she made that kind of accused her attorney of being bribed off her Get Me Dead Kurt Cobain Money lawsuit:

“I was fucking devestated when Rhonda J. Holmes esq. of san diego was bought off @FairNewsSpears perhaps you can get a quote.

Anybody who has ever slipped in Courtney Love’s vomit at various spots around town knows that she’s a bit of a free spirit when it comes to shit that flies out of her mouth. This rant does seem kind of specific and I guess you can’t just go accusing people of professional negligence because they didn’t get you the drug money you were hoping for. At the same time, it is Twitter, the retarded person’s town square. It’s got to be like the drunk rule when it comes to sleeping with ugly people. You need some kind of Hall Pass for speaking out in the mental hospital checkers room. The judge ruled today that the trial will be open to the public, which means we’ll soon get to see Courtney Love’s new attorney arguing that his client is a haggard drug clown who the public certainly discounts as being full of shit. If Courtney yelled ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater, nobody would panic, they’d just assume she was just asking for a lighter for her crack pipe.

Here’s Courtney Love leaving the Chateau Marmont with her guitar and no shoes. Unlike that mafia don who pretended to be nuts in his bathrobe, Courtney Love isn’t pretending.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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(2) Comments

  1. DrainBammage 01/09/2014 15:25

    Love is a junkie but her ex-lawyer is … a fscking lawyer.

    if I have to wade in this cesspool and pick sides I will pick the crazy druggie over a sleazy lizard of the law every single time.

    Nickeldouche vs lawyers?
    Bieber vs lawyers?

    Id side with the canuck aural herpes every single time.

    Id probably have to think about pedophile vs lawyers but only for a few seconds (probably depending on the age…single digit is sick, 15yrs old is fine since Tracy Lords showed us what that looks like and I guess even sodomizing 13yr olds is ok in some showbizz circles)

  2. Admiral 01/09/2014 16:42

    I know what you mean. Obama is a lawyer.

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