E! channel is simply a horrible horrible place. If Al Qaeda takes out E!, Obama should sharply warn them they get a pass this time, just don't touch ESPN or NFL Network or we will drone strike a missile that navigates up your ass and explodes on the cock of the jihadi you're blowing on the down low. If Joan Rivers, Kelly Osbourne, Chelsea Handler, the Kardashians, Ryan Seacrest, and that creepy looking anorexic hostess who documents every moment of her life disappeared tomorrow, we would go on. But we wouldn't get Fun Facts, like Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's, as E! posted on the lower thirds during the Golden Globes red carpet coverage. E! quickly apologized for their one mildly entertaining broadcast moment in the past ten years:
"We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's diagnosis during out E online live stream," a spokesperson said in a statement. "We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize.To further demonstrate their regrets, Kris Jenner will be injecting Khloe with the ebola virus during an upcoming episode of KUWTK. The family will travel to sub-Saharan Africa on a future episode to dispose of Khloe in a river that local tribes use as a fresh water source to ensure the virus gets to live on. It's a win-win for E!
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