Jonah Hill Got Shafted and Liked It

By Lex January 22, 2014 @ 4:28 PM

Jonah Hill And Joey McFarland At The 19th Critic's Choice Awards In Santa Monica
Jonah Hill was babbling like a school girl crush about how he took SAG minimum for his supporting role in Wolf of Wall Street. He told Howard Stern that he would’ve paid his own money for the chance to be in a Scorsese film, so taking league minimum was more than enough.

They gave me the lowest amount of money possible, that was their offer.” “I said, ‘I will sign the paper tonight. Fax me the papers tonight.’ I want to sign them tonight before they change their mind. I said I want to sign them before I go to sleep tonight so they legally can’t change their mind.”

Whoa, easy there, Lizzy Mcguire. Where the fuck was your agent when you bent over and told a $100 million movie to plunder your anal cherry on the gratis. I guess nobody told Jonah that he could’ve had the money and the role, you know, like DiCaprio who accepted $10 million for the same film. I remember when Randy Quaid was convinced to work for peanuts to help get Brokeback Mountain made so Ang Lee could reinforce the fact that even masculine American cowboys are secretly gay. Quaid sued when he found out the filmmakers were earning major bank off the film. Then he went crazy and fled to Canada to escape a murderous Hollywood cabal in his mind and even the Canadians wouldn’t have him.

I don’t want to see stupid rewarded. At the same time, I hate to see fat Jewish kids begging for refugee status at the northern border. Maybe they can throw Jonah Hill a few bones and give him a cuff on the head for being such a dandelion and call it a day.

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(3) Comments

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    B A Baracus 01/22/2014 16:45

    “…so they legally can’t change their mind.”

    Somebody tell Jonah that they could have very easily bought him out for $60k and he wouldn’t have been in the movie at all.

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    DrainBammage 01/22/2014 17:24

    >I guess nobody told Jonah that he could’ve had the money and the role, you know, like >DiCaprio who accepted $10 million for the same film.

    yes because both Hill and Dicaprio are actors, so lets use the same logic for both.
    throw both these guys in a city where they are unknown and dicaprio still gets la1d like crazy and hill’s only chance at sex will be the ex-cons who think you look like one of their prisons b1tches. i think most women would find it insulting you put them in any category together.
    Hill and Rogen being paid to act or even be funny is why america is so great and so fscked up at the same time.

  3. avatar
    Exador 01/23/2014 09:07

    Have you ever seen an interview with that pompous idiot? Any chance to screw him over is a good one.

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