Kelly Brook Knows How to Dress

By Lex January 23, 2014 @ 2:53 PM

Kelly Brook Goes Braless In A See Through Dress At The National Television Awards In London
Why the fuck not? That’s what both me and Kelly Brook have to say about the dress she wore to the British Television Awards where they honor all the amazing shows on British Television like Dr. Who and maybe something else. Why not show off your legs and tits when you know the cameras are going to be out? You’re famous for your legs and tits. If you were Dame Judy Dench, you could maybe do a little Shakespeare on the red carpet. If you’re somebody from the BBC, you could rape a boy child. But you’re Kelly Brook. You’re legs and tits. Go with the dress from the House of Wanks collection. What are people going to say? Did you see that Kelly Brook spectacle last eve? There’s no way I’m going to hire her to be my next legs and tits model. You’re all good, Kelly.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

(4) Comments

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    miriam vaughn 01/23/2014 15:27

    nice dress

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 01/23/2014 18:57

    That’s a great set of tits. I am surprised she doesn’t have bigger areolas.

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    Ted Stickles 01/23/2014 20:41

    Nice suction cup nipples

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    Ted Stickles 01/23/2014 20:43

    I just noticed that Debbie Rowe wannabe behind her in between nipple glances

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