Kris Jenner Wants You To Celebrate Her Breasts

January 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Because she’ll always be a teenage girl at heart, Kris Jenner posted a Flipagram of her favorite pictures to her Instagram yesterday, and if you’re not sure what a Flipagram is, it’s basically an automatic slideshow with music that can induce seizures if executed properly. The first photo in Kris’s gallery was the one above that reveals her posing in a bikini at the pool, and if guys weren’t popping boners all over the world to get a piece of this single 58-year old ass, then they’ll be fighting each other to death soon enough.

On a related note, I bet her legs make sounds like old medieval dungeon doors when she opens and closes them.

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