Nothing More Beautiful Than an Anorexic and Her Steed

By Lex January 20, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

Sharni Vinson Looks Skinny In A Green Bikini With A Horse At The Beach In Sydney
Sharni Vinson is fighting back against accusations she just might not be eating enough. After the Australian actress dropped below her birth weight, newspapers and magazines started questioning her general health. Sharni flipped on the pump that inflates her chest cavity and retorted:

I’ve always been a very naturally slim girl. If I was the way I was perceived, I would not physically be able to do what I do. You couldn’t have a schedule like I do if you didn’t [eat]. You would actually faint.

Solid point. If you’re not fainting routinely, you’re probably too fat. Lean out the diet until you get lightheaded, that’ll be your ideal calorie consumption for the day. Follow Sharni’s daily program of an apple and three tablespoons of wallpaper paste.  You’ll get there.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

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