Anastasia Ashley In A Blue Striped Bikini

As far as hot sports girls go, I think civilized men can agree that the hierarchy begins with surfers and ends with Ivy League women’s rugby players. You can Google the latter if you need confirmation. Girls in the water are inherently better looking than their burly counterparts scrumming about in the mud. I think it’s has to do with reproductive longings that extend eons back to the time we were all amphibious web-toed fuckers shooting semen at every cloacal sac in the tide pool. Some of us still do that, metaphorically and otherwise. I wouldn’t mention that anthropological tidbit in particular when hitting on Anastasia Ashley. Just pretend you know shit about surfing and that you don’t still live with your parents.

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