Those War of the Worlds plotters at the bogus 138 Water Company have now just started grabbing random chicks and telling them to take off their bras to sugarcoat the pending invasion. You’d be surprised how reasonably well ‘Hey, you, hot chick, here’s $100 to take your top off’ is received in the streets of Los Angeles. This young woman’s name is Bo Osinski. Yes, that sounds like a Canadian hockey goon form the 70’s. A hockey goon with a cracking body that is going to get lots of earthlings shredded in the enormous wood chippers that will soon be hovering over the skies of our major cities. When the attack begins, there will be no escape. Maybe I can sign on as an early traitor to my race in exchange for a quickie with Bo. Then I can enter the wood chipper without any regrets.
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