Christie Brinkley Is a Miracle

By Lex February 18, 2014 @ 2:30 PM

Christie Brinkley Attends The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50th Anniversary Celebration
How is it that Christie Brinkley’s plastic surgeons aren’t winning some kinds of scientific awards in small European cities. There’s always old dudes in black tie and hair coming out of their ears applauding some Czech doctor who cured lyme disease or some such trivial shit. But here you have 60-year old Christie Brinkley with the chiseled body of a 20-year old female. It’s exactly what Ponce de Leon was wading through the swamps of Florida for four hundred years ago. This is no scalpel and liquid cement type operation. She looks fucking amazing. It’s hard to believe her last husband was stroking himself nearly to death at the computer screen when Christie looked this damn good in the next room. Maybe all the voodoo type incantations she recites each night to keep herself looking youthful were a bit of a turnoff. Eye of newt and pinch of smoldered gypsy child isn’t exactly an inviting smell. His loss. Just imagine all the young men dying to get into Christie these days, even if they are bound to discover out that her vagina has been relocated eighteen inches to the left of its original position.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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(4) Comments

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    Hugh G. Rection 02/18/2014 20:15

    Check the hands in the banner pic. THAT’S how you know she’s 60 years old. Yikes.

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    DrainBammage 02/19/2014 02:34

    The only thing more amazing than the fact that the little bug eyed troll Billy Joel used to nail this old broad was the fact that he didnt thank god every night for allowing a hideous swamp creature like himself to bang supermodel poon but that he cheated on her. Look at her in her prime and look at Joel.

    Then you find out that her next husband cheated with a below average looking 19yr old latina clerk who looks like Eva Longoria on meth.

    Do men get bored porking supermodels after awhile?
    Or is this bitch so toxic that after being with her for a few years, theyd rather fsck a cactus than stick their wick inside her?

    @hugh: If Betty White can get her face to look like that, I will gladly cum on her t1tties.

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