Christie Brinkley Is a Miracle

February 19, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

How is it that Christie Brinkley’s plastic surgeons aren’t winning some kinds of scientific awards in small European cities. There’s always old dudes in black tie and hair coming out of their ears applauding some Czech doctor who cured lyme disease or some such trivial shit. But here you have 60-year old Christie Brinkley with the chiseled body of a 20-year old female. It’s exactly what Ponce de Leon was wading through the swamps of Florida for four hundred years ago. This is no scalpel and liquid cement type operation. She looks fucking amazing. It’s hard to believe her last husband was stroking himself nearly to death at the computer screen when Christie looked this damn good in the next room. Maybe all the voodoo type incantations she recites each night to keep herself looking youthful were a bit of a turnoff. Eye of newt and pinch of smoldered gypsy child isn’t exactly an inviting smell. His loss. Just imagine all the young men dying to get into Christie these days, even if they are bound to discover out that her vagina has been relocated eighteen inches to the left of its original position.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News, WENN

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