Farrah Abraham Is Doing More Porn

By Lex February 07, 2014 @ 1:33 PM

There was a day and age when you could trust a porn star. They had your back. Their word was their bond. When they said, today, I shall suck fifteen dicks, they didn’t suck fourteen dicks or sixteen dicks, they sucked fifteen. Because your reputation was everything. Farrah Abraham broke the sacred bond of porn star trust when she promised there’s no way in hell she was going to do another porn, then, cum, boom, splat, Vivid announces that Farrah is about to get fucked on a sex swing in Farrah 2: I Will Shove Shit in My Twat for Cash Money. How Farrah let another lovemaking session between herself and James Deen get released to the public remains a mystery. I’m quite certain she’s hurt and confused. But fucking upside down on a swing will do that to you.

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(2) Comments

  1. Shastar 02/07/2014 15:05

    You know, God bless her! At least she’s realizing that the best way for her to make money is to have her face stuffed with penis. Preferably my penis, but hey, i’ll live vicariously through James Deen.

    Now, if only they’d get Miss Delaware back in the game. Sure, she was about as wooden as a pirate ship in her one brush with porn fame, but I think that you you get her in the room with the right person (The aforementioned James, Ron Jeremy, 10 black guys) she’ll come through and shine!

  2. Beylerbey 02/07/2014 20:34

    Maybe she should have kept her D cups then. For work, I mean.

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