Justin Bieber Popped Selena Gomez's Cherry

According to the world's tiniest recording star, he was the very first to boldly go in Selena Gomez's sacred vagina hole. Justin Bieber was apparently boasting about this feat recently to his posse of Misfit Toys. The deed was done back in 2011 when the two 5'3" teen divas were first dating. Biebs begged her to let him put his Canada in her Texas. The couple flew down to Palm Springs where gay people and randy seniors have been going to have sex since 1987.

"I knew she was in love with me when she gave me her virginity."
Not quite a gentleman for poking his little lamby dipstick around and sharing with the world. But maybe it's that bad boy street cred that has kept Selena coming around to his place as recently as a couple of weeks ago. A girl never forgets her first. Especially when she's still wondering why the other boys she's been with since don't break into tears and scream out the word 'liar!' after every ejaculation.

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