I’m worried that if I watch I ever watch Extra, my balls will shrivel up like a time lapse clip on how grapes are made into raisins. Even the rugged presence of AC Slater can’t elevate that show to baseline masculine viewing standards. Still, they’ve got Maria Menounos showing off her body, which is a nice interlude for celebrities smiling broadly and pretending they won’t be cutting themselves later that evening as punishment for being 33 and still playing a high school vampire on television. I don’t know exactly why people enjoy watching shows where everybody is lying. You might as well flip on C-SPAN or watch a movie where Tom Cruise seduces a woman.
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