Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne Are Officially Lezzing Out

By Jack February 18, 2014 @ 1:19 PM

Michelle Rodriguez is officially slamming clams with model Cara Delevinge. The two have been spotted around town on what looked like dates but with girls, you never know if they’re BFFs or finger banging the stink out of each other nightly. Michelle came out as bisexual last year, which translates basically to, I like dudes, but if a young chick supermodel is willing to chomp my box, hell yeah.

“It’s going really well. She’s so cool. When we started hanging out I just thought she was awesome, and we have the best time together. She’s hard though. You wouldn’t want to mess with her in a fight. Cara’s at her own fashion week party tonight, so doing her own thing.”

It’s hard not to give Michelle Rodriguez some manly high-fives for snagging a 21-year old hot fashion model. If Michelle convinced that young chick that all men are just like the skeevy dudes in the modeling industry who’ve been trying to rape her since 12, all the power to Michelle. It’s a strong psychological play. A women with master cocksman type powers is a dangerous weapon. There’s no point in making fun of Michelle Rodriguez at this point because it would merely be jealousy.

wwtdd

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