Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis

By Lex February 19, 2014 @ 6:47 PM

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis At The Beach In Miami
Those bikini girls famous on Instagram are back again. I can’t be bothered to figure out who is who. It’s like people with identical kids. I’m sorry you pumped the missus full of hormones and zoygotes, but that doesn’t make it my obligation to figure out which of your cross-eyed triplets is Kassidy. That’s not even a real name. Obviously, if I had a chance at either of these girls, I’d learn their names, favorite restaurants, and the minimum amount of foreplay they require before the sex that men care about can begin. But I don’t, so they’re just those two bikini girls famous on Instagram. You know how to Google while you masturbate, you look it up.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(1) Comment

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    Ernst Stavro Blofeld 02/19/2014 20:57

    Eh, why bother with their actual names? Referring to either of them as “Industry Hooker” would be a more accurate way to address them anyway.

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