Olympic Skier’s Tits Cause Riots in Lebanon

By Lex February 12, 2014 @ 4:46 PM


I guess showing off your tits in Lebanon is not such a widely approved practice. At least not compared to the nationally approved hobbies of rubble rummaging and talking about how awesome Lebanon used to be. Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun got hit with the old topless photos appearing at an inopportune time when a behind the scenes video of an old Austrian ski calendar shoot appeared online. I guess ski porn is big in Austria. But less approved by the folks in Jackie’s native Lebanon where the Country’s Sports Minister demanded an IOC investigation and fretted over how Lebanon’s reputation would be damaged in the world community. Yeah, dude, topless pictures of your country’s hottest chick is far more damaging than State Department warnings about how fucking dangerous your Hezbollah militia bombed out country is. In fact, any country with a Sports Minister has a high probability of being a shithole. For her part, Jackie Charmoun has only kindly asked people not to share her topless photos so she can focus on her upcoming ski race. But I think we all know that’s not going to happen.

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(5) Comments

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